Fox News reports that
classified, Top Secret documents have been found missing from National Archives
from the time period 1977 through 1981.
After a thorough investigation by the FBI, it was discovered that former
President Jimmy Carter had them in his possession at his home in Georgia.
President Carter, who
turned 98 back on October 1, 2022, claimed to have no knowledge of these
documents being in his possession and denied removing them from the White House
when he left office after serving one term as President. The documents were seized by federal agents
under a warrant issued by the Department of Justice. They were found in President Carter’s master
bathroom on the top of the toilet tank along with a couple of old copies of
People Magazine and a Playboy from 1966.
When returned to the
National Archives it was discovered that the Top Secret documents related to
some research on peanut allergies. The
goal of the research was reportedly to develop a peanut allergy toxin that
could be used as a weapon of mass destruction.
Carter vehemently denied this assertion and said the goal of the
research was to find a cure for peanut allergies. Of course, as Fox News’s Tucker Carlson
pointed out, Carter stood to benefit greatly if a cure was found just in peanut
sales alone. Interestingly, the Playboy
magazine, has somehow mysteriously disappeared since being removed from the
Attorney General, Merrick
Garland, announced that prosecution of this case would supersede the cases
against former Vice-President and now President Joseph Biden and former
President Donald J. Trump, because of the heinous nature of WMD’s and the fact
that anyone with access to Carter’s toilet could have easily seen this
classified information and used it to their advantage; especially if there was
no toilet paper left on the roll in that tiny room.
Carter and his minions
will face a grand jury summons and possible criminal indictment. Republicans from the new Speaker of the
House, Kevin McCarthy, to M. Taylor Green leaped to the forefront to criticize
Carter for his egregious actions while claiming that the charges against former
President Trump should be dropped because he clearly declassified the hundreds
of Top Secret documents found at Mar a Lago, even though there is no proof
available. Laura Ingraham of Fox News
claims to have personally seen the magic wand Trump used to accomplish these
declassifications, while CNN reported that it was actually just a short stick
that Trump would use to pick his teeth.
Jud Smith, reporting from
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